It’s TRUE!!!!! Can you believe it? Not even into the real part of the show,and already someone’s been kicked off. That Pancitti girl,I don’t even remember what song she sang,but apparently she had a contract with A&M records and was maybe screwing one or more of the producers. Say it ain’t so. A girl has to do what a girl has to do ya know? How can you blame some upstart,young exec with a bombshell that can sing for a girlfriend for not sneaking her into the show? I would have done the same thing. Hell,she might have even closed the store for him if he didn’t,if ya know what I mean.
The show is not even far enough in to speculate who Paula is going to sleep with this year. Is it going to be the Middle Eastern guy,the new judgette,Simon,Randy,the clown dude,any one of the Chris Cook lookalikes,the Daughtry lookalike,Taylor Hicks,Clay Aiken,the camera man to her right,just who knows?
Also,there is a betting line on which show she will be the most pilled out on. I’m thinking 4th show in. I am also predicting that Randy and Simon have an affair,and actually kiss on camera at the season finale,which will send Ryan Seacrest over the edge and right into the very large arms of a waiting and consoling Ruben Studdard.
As far as the new judgette goes,she’s kind of hot,but I’d really like to see some celebrity judges on there. Gene Simmons,Alice Cooper,Whitney(it’s not coke,it’s Bobby’s fingernail sticking out of my nose)Houston,Weird Al Yankovich,Dave Grohl,an ACTUAL RECORD PRODUCER who knows what he wants to market,Rosie O’Donnel,OBAMA,I can name a hundred others….GORDON RAMSEY. Yeah…Gordon freakin’ Ramsey.
“Git off the stage you pig!” “I hope you microwave your Stouffer’s better than you sing…now PISS OFF!”
That would be great. tell me,what do you think Paula would do with Alice Cooper sitting next to her with a 10 foot long boa constrictor? I think she’d take him on the table right there.
Speaking of lame assed talent/reality shows,what the hell has happened to America’s Best Band? Where the hell did that show go to? I mean,I know the show was hosted by an Australian,and had a judge named Dickhead,or Dicko,who didn’t know w thing about C&W music or Texas Swing,and we all had to be preached to by Sheila E.,but LIGHT OF DOOM was on there,and those kids freaking ROCKED.
Actually,what Idol is,is glorified Karaoke. we all know that. But at least America’s best Band had BANDS in it,that could play and sing. My vote was,and will always be for Light of Doom,and anyone that brings the Metal.
I hope maybe someone on I DULL will bring the METAL……..
Ben